HELLOO

YOU ARE VERY ANNOYING. You make my heart skip beats, and make me feel like I have a vacuum in my lungs. Or just went on a run. In the cold. It hurts! And makes me nervous!! Please just let me breathe! Or at least be more organized so I can tell what your problem is. Is it anxiety? All the coffee? Alcohol? The fact that my chicken is taking 8 years to cook? WTF!

A very irritated and intimidated Sunshine.