Dear body,

Please just this once, digest the gluten that I fed you, and I promise I will never eat it again.

Love,

M

P.s., I'm sorry that I sunburned you, and spent two days tweaking out on adderall. And didn't sleep for 42 hours.

P.p.s. But I did sleep for 16 hours last night.

P.p.p.s. I will drink beer though. Just, fyi.